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Tired of praying to gods who don't answer your WhatsApp? Sick of searching outside for what maybe was always within (or rather, right in front of the mirror)?
WHAT IF THE GOD YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ALL YOUR LIFE IS YOU? is the uncomfortable, sarcastic guide for those spiritual egomaniacs and seekers of divine selfies who are ready to stop searching and start reigning... even if it's just in their own inner kingdom.
With sharp humor, celestial irony, and a lot of sincerity disguised as mysticism, this book invites you to.
. Diagnose if you're a potential god or just a messiah with an influencer complex.
. Create your own religion (merch included) and charge for your energy without getting sued.
. Learn to distinguish between divine intuition and a 3 AM pizza craving.
. Write personal gospels and survive your therapist's judgment day.
Prepare for a narcissistic-spiritual journey where you are the main deity, your ego is the altar, and the universe, that great conspirator, is just waiting for you to realize... that divinity, in the end, bears your name.
Ready to sign autographs as a deity? This is the bestseller your higher self is already reading in another dimension.
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Title And What If the God You've Been Searching for All Your Life Is You?"
Tired of praying to gods who don't answer your WhatsApp? Sick of searching outside for what maybe was always within (or rather, right in front of the mirror)?
WHAT IF THE GOD YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ALL YOUR LIFE IS YOU? is the uncomfortable, sarcastic guide for those spiritual egomaniacs and seekers of divine selfies who are ready to stop searching and start reigning... even if it's just in their own inner kingdom.
With sharp humor, celestial irony, and a lot of sincerity disguised as mysticism, this book invites you to.
. Diagnose if you're a potential god or just a messiah with an influencer complex.
. Create your own religion (merch included) and charge for your energy without getting sued.
. Learn to distinguish between divine intuition and a 3 AM pizza craving.
. Write personal gospels and survive your therapist's judgment day.
Prepare for a narcissistic-spiritual journey where you are the main deity, your ego is the altar, and the universe, that great conspirator, is just waiting for you to realize... that divinity, in the end, bears your name.
Ready to sign autographs as a deity? This is the bestseller your higher self is already reading in another dimension.
Work type Literary: Other
Tags libertad, despertar, camino, inspiración, superación, futuro, propósito, valentía, reinicio, confianza, fuerza, desafío, autenticidad, decisión, meta, crecimiento, liberación, control, transformación, evolución
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Entry date Oct 19, 2025, 6:56 AM UTC
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Author. Holder Jose Maria Alarte Duart. Date Oct 19, 2025.
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