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My Show:

Well I say my show, I mean Steve’s show, but you know, it’s mainly about me. There are other people in it, but we will get to those.

If you’ve never been to Kendal, it’s a great place, voted second best place to live in the UK a few years back (Beaten out by Skipton…Fucking Skipton?!)I always used to say it’s great if you’re a tourist, but terrible if you grew up there. Full of chavs and retirees.. but now there is something else I’ve noticed. The town is infested with Werewolves!

Stay with me here, I’m not talking Twilight muscly men who’s pants explode as they become a lovable dog. I’m talking little old ladies who will fuck you up, tattooed bullies who will eat you without a second thought. And it seems like half the bloody town is in on it!

So, to break it down:

Small, semi secluded town
Mountains
Me and a group of my awesome, non-chavvy friends
A couple of hikers
A strangely large police force for a small town
Other less important people
and…
FUCKING WEREWOLVES (to start…I mean if there are werewolves who knows what else is out there)

That pretty much sums it up. Luckily you have me to guide you through it all, as things get a bit “hairy” (I know what I did, and I’m proud of it, don’t judge me). I say guide, I don’t mean guide, I mean I’ll be guessing what the hell is going on, and telling you basically I am not sure either. It’s going to a bit funny, a bit scary and a lot of fun. For you, less so for me.

Let’s get into the nitty gritty of this “beast” (I know, I did it again).

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lake district
mini series
horror
comedy

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Title DARK LAKES
My Show:

Well I say my show, I mean Steve’s show, but you know, it’s mainly about me. There are other people in it, but we will get to those.

If you’ve never been to Kendal, it’s a great place, voted second best place to live in the UK a few years back (Beaten out by Skipton…Fucking Skipton?!)I always used to say it’s great if you’re a tourist, but terrible if you grew up there. Full of chavs and retirees.. but now there is something else I’ve noticed. The town is infested with Werewolves!

Stay with me here, I’m not talking Twilight muscly men who’s pants explode as they become a lovable dog. I’m talking little old ladies who will fuck you up, tattooed bullies who will eat you without a second thought. And it seems like half the bloody town is in on it!

So, to break it down:

Small, semi secluded town
Mountains
Me and a group of my awesome, non-chavvy friends
A couple of hikers
A strangely large police force for a small town
Other less important people
and…
FUCKING WEREWOLVES (to start…I mean if there are werewolves who knows what else is out there)

That pretty much sums it up. Luckily you have me to guide you through it all, as things get a bit “hairy” (I know what I did, and I’m proud of it, don’t judge me). I say guide, I don’t mean guide, I mean I’ll be guessing what the hell is going on, and telling you basically I am not sure either. It’s going to a bit funny, a bit scary and a lot of fun. For you, less so for me.

Let’s get into the nitty gritty of this “beast” (I know, I did it again).
Work type Script
Tags lake district, mini series, horror, comedy

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Entry date Feb 15, 2018, 6:22 PM UTC
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