Yesterday morning, a neighbor from Murcia, Spain, was admitted to the Hospital with severe pain both in the abdomen and La entrada Hospitalized for vacuuming her ass, because she hadn’t pooped for 7 days aparece primero en There is News.

Tras mes y medio de confinamiento debido al estado de alarma por el coronavirus, el Gobierno de España se ha La entrada Los españoles con patio tendrán que compartirlo con los vecinos por turnos aparece primero en Hay Noticia.

Un nueva detención por saltarse el confinamiento tuvo lugar el pasado lunes en la localidad valenciana de Algemesí. Los agentes La entrada Dan el alto a un hombre que venía de un tacto rectal y les enseña el ano como justificante aparece primero en Hay Noticia.

It happened yesterday afternoon in a municipality of Seville, Spain. A neighbor called the emergency telephone number to alert the La entrada A man who is arrested with 65 weed plants, alleges it’s for himself, because of the coronavirus quarantine aparece primero en There is News.

In recent years it is undeniable that the number of assholes in Spain is increasing. That is why the Government La entrada The government will offer a salary to everyone who admits to be a dumbass aparece primero en There is News.

El Ministerio de Obras Públicas del Gobierno de España ha anunciado en una rueda de prensa, llevada a cabo ayer La entrada El primer hospital para tratar el coronavirus en España estará acabado en 2036 aparece primero en Hay Noticia.

“The best sexual relations, when you are single, and the best jerks off when you are married”, was one of La entrada 95% of married men, confirm that they masturbate more than when they were single aparece primero en There is News.

Penis size has always been a concern that has affected men, being compared in length and thickness even since adolescence. La entrada Durex puts filling in condoms for people who have small penises out in market aparece primero en There is News.

A spanish man from the city of Seville, has been arrested this morning after not appearing in a trial yesterday. La entrada Doesn’t go to a trial because a threesome came up and “he couldn’t reject it” aparece primero en There is News.

Un vecino de Valladolid ha sido detenido esta noche por la Guardia Civil, acusado de conducir ebrio y por intentar La entrada Le paran en un control, se cambia de asiento y asegura que es un coche sin conductor aparece primero en Hay Noticia.

Among the new measures of the spanish government that will be formed in the next few hours, the special one La entrada It will be a crime to make the joke of: “I haven’t seen you all year!”, on January 1 aparece primero en There is News.

A strip club in Valencia (Spain), has become news after announcing this curious, and controversial in some ways, promotion. During La entrada Strip club does discounts in Christmas to people named Jesus aparece primero en There is News.

A neighbor of a town of Spain, found his wife with a black male in bed. when he arrived home La entrada He catches his wife in bed with a black man, and she says it’s black Friday aparece primero en There is News.

El llamativo suceso ha tenido lugar en Madrid, en unas conocidas oficinas del centro, de las que no ha transcendido La entrada Agredido en el trabajo por quejarse de que su mujer quiere sexo a todas horas aparece primero en Hay Noticia.

Una mujer telefoneó la madrugada del sábado a la Guardia Civil, alertando de que una serpiente de gran tamaño se La entrada Llama al Seprona diciendo que hay una serpiente en su cama y resulta ser el pene de su marido aparece primero en Hay Noticia.

That has been the main reason that the president of the USA has given to convince the rest of world La entrada Trump denies climate change because he’s knee doesn’t hurt aparece primero en There is News.

A 19-year-old spanish boy,with  the acronym of R.G.C., was hospitalized yesterday afternoon at the Guadalajara Hospital suffering from severe dehydration. La entrada Hospitalized for jerking off 54 times in a row, because his subscription to Pornhub premium was finishing aparece primero en There is News.

When Julian G.M., a neighbor of Jerez de la Frontera (Spain), visited his girlfriend, Mariela L.H. at the hospital, where La entrada She gets her sight back and leaves her boyfriend because he’s ugly aparece primero en There is News.

Un vecino de Valladolid ha sido arrestado en la noche de ayer, tras provocar un altercado público, sacándose el pene La entrada Se saca el pene en un bar para indicar cómo quería de grande la salchicha aparece primero en Hay Noticia.

A young man from Valencia, Spain, was admited at the hospital last Friday, suffering from great pain throughout his body, La entrada It hurt when he touched any part of his body and it turns out his finger was broken aparece primero en There is News.