“Love × Reason = Maximum happiness״ From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

“If you want to know whether a human society will thrive, count the individuals who contribute to human progress — then compare their number to everyone else.״ From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

“If humans discover the link between time and dark matter, they will unlock the secret of the universe.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

“You can’t explain Earth to a gut bacterium — just like you can’t explain the universe to a human.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

‎״Justice-seekers rarely find a world that welcomes them." From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

"The greatest prize a man can achieve in life is an attractive wife who truly loves him. And if that doesn’t work out, the second-best prize is alcohol and certain nighttime establishments." From Stinky Santos — Age Appropriate Witties, a mini-series within the Captain Cookie Face Universe.

“ChatGPT and I had a serious talk about its screw-ups. It actually took responsibility." From A-Binary Len — Glitch Notes Series, part of the Captain Cookie Face Universe.

“Religions and pandemics — the more successful they are, the more victims they claim.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

“Self-worth without love becomes achievement without meaning.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

“Even the best polygraph machine can only tell if you believe in your lies or not.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

“I hold many principles in life — none of them apply to my wife.״ From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

“Don’t be too kind to a drifter — unless you’re willing to take him home.״ From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

“Most people prefer to take their truth from others rather than discover it themselves.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

“A good spark knows exactly where it needs to be to start a fire.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

"Every compliment starts as a shoe too big — until one day you walk in it comfortably." From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

“A man who washes his hands is probably married." From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

“The hardest part of love is to get over it. The easiest part is to let it slip.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

“If you refuse to sleep with a beautiful woman because she snores, you’ll never find happiness.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

"Those who decide with their head should think with their heart." From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.

"An old sex worker once told me: 'If you weren’t good enough, I wouldn’t be working this hard.'" From Stinky Santos — Age Appropriate Witties, a mini-series within the Captain Cookie Face Universe.