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The Human Happiness Formula
11/30/2025
Captain Cookie Face
“Love × Reason = Maximum happiness״ From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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The Formula for Predicting Whether a Human Society Will Thrive
11/29/2025
Captain Cookie Face
“If you want to know whether a human society will thrive, count the individuals who contribute to human progress — then compare their number to everyone else.״ From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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Maybe this is the universe’s secret?
11/28/2025
Captain Cookie Face
“If humans discover the link between time and dark matter, they will unlock the secret of the universe.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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The Universe Analogy
11/27/2025
Captain Cookie Face
“You can’t explain Earth to a gut bacterium — just like you can’t explain the universe to a human.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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Justice-seekers world
11/26/2025
Captain Cookie Face
‎״Justice-seekers rarely find a world that welcomes them." From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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The greatest prize a man can achieve in life
11/26/2025
Stinky Santos
"The greatest prize a man can achieve in life is an attractive wife who truly loves him. And if that doesn’t work out, the second-best prize is alcohol and certain nighttime establishments." From Stinky Santos — Age Appropriate Witties, a mini-series within the Captain Cookie Face Universe.
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ChatGPT and I Had a Serious Talk About Its Screw-Ups
11/26/2025
A-Binary Len
“ChatGPT and I had a serious talk about its screw-ups. It actually took responsibility." From A-Binary Len — Glitch Notes Series, part of the Captain Cookie Face Universe.
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Successful Religions and Pandemics
11/25/2025
Captain Cookie Face
“Religions and pandemics — the more successful they are, the more victims they claim.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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Self-worth without love
11/24/2025
Captain Cookie Face
“Self-worth without love becomes achievement without meaning.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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Even the best polygraph machine
11/23/2025
Captain Cookie Face
“Even the best polygraph machine can only tell if you believe in your lies or not.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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The Secret to a Happy Marriage
11/22/2025
Captain Cookie Face
“I hold many principles in life — none of them apply to my wife.״ From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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Don’t be too kind to a drifter
11/21/2025
Captain Cookie Face
“Don’t be too kind to a drifter — unless you’re willing to take him home.״ From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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Most people truth
11/20/2025
Captain Cookie Face
“Most people prefer to take their truth from others rather than discover it themselves.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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A good spark
11/19/2025
Captain Cookie Face
“A good spark knows exactly where it needs to be to start a fire.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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Every compliment starts as a shoe too big
11/18/2025
Captain Cookie Face
"Every compliment starts as a shoe too big — until one day you walk in it comfortably." From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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A man who washes his hands
11/17/2025
Captain Cookie Face
“A man who washes his hands is probably married." From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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The hardest part of love
11/16/2025
Captain Cookie Face
“The hardest part of love is to get over it. The easiest part is to let it slip.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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If you refuse to sleep with a beautiful woman because she snores
11/15/2025
Captain Cookie Face
“If you refuse to sleep with a beautiful woman because she snores, you’ll never find happiness.” From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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Those who decide with their head
11/14/2025
Captain Cookie Face
"Those who decide with their head should think with their heart." From Captain Cookie Face — First Drafts, a digital aphorism & visual-evolution art experiment. Registered in Safe Creative as an original literary and visual work.
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An Old Sex Worker
11/14/2025
Stinky Santos
"An old sex worker once told me: 'If you weren’t good enough, I wouldn’t be working this hard.'" From Stinky Santos — Age Appropriate Witties, a mini-series within the Captain Cookie Face Universe.
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